tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24654307372520151232024-03-13T14:36:26.493-07:00Ryan ShawhughesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2465430737252015123.post-2580135230302766442008-04-17T07:48:00.000-07:002008-04-17T07:49:06.103-07:00Ethan Hawke Pining over Uma ThurmanOut of nowhere, actor Ethan Hawke hopped up onstage, strapped on an acoustic guitar and bared his soul to the audience. “Someone I know wrote this song while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce,” he said. We, along with the rest of the audience, gasped. He was totally talking about himself, and more important, Uma Thurman!<br /><br />Wait, but didn’t they get divorced seventeen years ago? Who cares, we said to ourselves, because by the way, Ethan looks good. He proceeded to sing a ditty that included lyrics about “not caring if [he] ever saw New York again,” “the lawyers,” and — most telling — “my wife.” Uma! “My wife hates me,” he sang, adding something about how she would call him a prick, how he longed to send for his children, tralalala singing stuff. We were intoxicated, both with beverages and with memories of Dead Poets Society. And then! “My wife is a big fat beast,” he sang. We gasped, along with the rest of the audience. He called Uma fat! In public! Sheepishly, Hawke broke his musicianly stride: “Yeah, I was very upset at the time.” And still is, we suspect.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2465430737252015123.post-28226827311717912682008-04-14T09:25:00.000-07:002008-04-14T09:27:13.772-07:00Ryan Shawhughes Pregnant<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_CvXEhdXFheY/SAOFpRkw7QI/AAAAAAAAA9I/BMsu2xDExho/s1600-h/ryan-shawhughes-and-ethan-hawke_240x155.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_CvXEhdXFheY/SAOFpRkw7QI/AAAAAAAAA9I/BMsu2xDExho/s400/ryan-shawhughes-and-ethan-hawke_240x155.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189138139799678210" /></a><br /><br /><br />Ethan Hawke and longtime girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes are expecting a baby! <br /><br />“They are over the moon!” a pal tells In Touch about the pregnancy. <br /><br />Ethan, 37, and Ryan, 28, first met when she worked as a nanny for the actor during his marriage to Uma Thurman. <br /><br />Ethan, whose rep had no comment, and Uma divorced in 2003 after five years of marriage and two children—Maya, 9, and Levon, 6.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0